I'd like a favour too.

Well, I've been thinking about it, and I'd just like to ask everyone to stop talking about themselves on the journal system - actually, no, let's make it full-stop. I know I'm from a different culture, and perhaps it is my deep distaste for most of you that makes me so uncomfortable hearing anything about you, but I just think it's inappropriate to share anything about yourselves.

If you absolutely must talk to others, I suggest creating a complex code of smoke-signals. It is only fair for those of us who are thoroughly uninterested and occasionally nauseated by your continued existence. Until the development phase has lapsed, I suggest locking yourselves in small, soundproof closets. However, some of you may wish to take this opportunity to take a vow of silence, an action I fully approve.