So...

[x_magik]

While you're all whining about humanity and the price of sin and whatever, can you please take a brief theological moment to be glad that you're all still human where it counts? (Most definitely not your brains.) I mean, not to play the "a demon sucked out the better part of my soul trying to destroy the world and left me to die in the dead of winter" card, but please. Property damage? How much of this house have any of you destroyed at any given time?

I don't care; it just irks me to see stupid people define things like they're going out of style. What are you, Webster's Dictionary? Give it a rest.

Comments

[x-snowflake.livejournal.com]

Oh, lord, yes. You know the internet makes me cranky. Can't they censor it somehow?

Also, sweetie? If you're on next month's homework already, you're already worrying them. Accept it. Go with it.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Clearly this calls for cocoa -and- ice cream. You want to do the real cocoa thing where I have to worry about scalding the milk but it's -way- tasty, or the hot chocolate made out of boiled water, which is easy and fast but, well, made out of boiled water?

And my boss isn't worried by me. He thinks it's fabulous. Keeps handing me new projects and going "Let's see how long this takes you, Pryde." But the rest of his staff think I'm a freak, and may be plotting to remove me.

[x-rahne.livejournal.com]

I can make the cocoa if you're worried about the milk.

Don't worry, I'll not come nauseate anybody once 'tis done.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

I can do the milk, it just takes more effort. But the offer's appreciated.

And what? Did I miss something?

[x-snowflake.livejournal.com]

Are you still talking about that? I'm done being annoyed at you, that was ages ago. Or at least last week. Come have cocoa, keep Kitty from going off on a physics tangent and burning the house to the ground (speaking of property damage), just don't remind me what it is we argued about because my mind is on prying Kitty's homework from her genius hands and making her brain stop for a moment to cool off.

[x-rahne.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the invitation; I'd wandered off from the computer after Kitty said she didn't mind doing the milk, so I missed it.

[x-snowflake.livejournal.com]

Let's have the real stuff, not that any chocolate is bad.

Just tell them I've got your back if they try to remove you. Or, you know, do that intangible thing. Either way, problem solved.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Real stuff it is. And I'm not going to burn down the house! I resent this malignment of my cooking skills! :p

I'd rather they just decide I'm not a freak, but 'that intangible thing' is definitely my backup plan. At least they think I'm a freak for a perfectly normal thing like being in junior level classes in college at seventeen instead of for the intangible thing. Not that most of them know about that.