[personal profile] x_magik
1. marieange is ugly. sooooo ugly. uglier than girl pete. if pete were a girl.

2. pete is not a girl

3. hahahahaha jake is in love with warren.

4. the end.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-courier.livejournal.com
Saying something doesn't make it true. Except maybe the thing about Pete not being a girl.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
YOUR LOGIC FAILS

!!!

Date: 2009-07-15 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
no, I know how to respond to this is it to NOT RESPOND TO YOU. I read that in a book.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
UGGGLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Date: 2009-07-15 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Date: 2009-07-15 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
don't cry, ugly girls can do lots of things

like become hookers

Date: 2009-07-15 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
oh hunny its ok it's just part time

Date: 2009-07-15 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
you'd make a better hooker

Date: 2009-07-15 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
no, I am right. you must be used to it by now.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
No you are left becuse you are a COMMIE

Date: 2009-07-15 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
what. you are obvs too dumb for english now.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
iluv you. that is all.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
let's be besties! i read that word on the internet

Date: 2009-07-15 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
can we vandalize something now?

Date: 2009-07-15 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
can we vandalize jakes face please

Date: 2009-07-15 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-courier.livejournal.com
...You're lucky I can shift this all away when you're not looking.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
but you're pretty!

Date: 2009-07-15 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
why don't we have those power inhibitors like the mansion???

Date: 2009-07-15 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
Clearly you love Jake's feet in that special way from the way you were molesting them...

Date: 2009-07-15 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-courier.livejournal.com
I thought we decided to never speak of this? I'm already having nightmares, and I haven't been to sleep yet.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Liar. Jake doesn't have the balls to love anything. Or maybe he can love. But he'll never have the hot, hot sex.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
why aren't you here, new friend? we could use you right now

Date: 2009-07-15 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
I didn't know there was a party going on I could humiliate Jake at.

But I DID make the French girl announce that she grooms her lawn. So I'm helpin' ya out.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
you should come help sharpie jake's face. he squirms.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
I call the green sharpie!

Now I just need to steal sign out a car.

Yes. Signing out a car is the plan.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
i have the black one, it is perfect

are you the youth i'm not supposed to be corrupting

w/e, just speed, jake is acting like a girl

Date: 2009-07-15 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
I'm not youth and I'm already totally corrupt. So we're off Scott free, as they say.

Jake always acts like a girl! This is what makes him fun. I will bring a tutu!

Date: 2009-07-15 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
hahaha I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

if he wears the tutu i will pay you in... whatever it is you eat, nuclear waste or something.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
OH NO. I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED!...wait, what did I do?

Ahh, who the hell cares. Tutu and flapper costume complete with beads. Don't ask how I find these things, just know that I do.

Nuclear waste is like cookies. I will so eat that. Also garbage. Spoiled food and house hold chemicals. :D Payment is easily tendered in all of these or small children.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
i forget BUT, you are still my favorite

I like how you will literally eat anything so long as it is hideously bad for anyone else. I don't know. It is like how my soul is dark and black ONLY I AM AWESOzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Date: 2009-07-15 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
You just fell asleep on whatever you're using to type, didn't you?

But yes. I will eat all of that which you will all shy away from. And drink you all under any tables there are.

I am getting ready. Aside from the flapper costume and the tutu anything else you want I should bring for Jakie?

Date: 2009-07-15 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
you can have my sharpie i think it's out of ink.

Date: 2009-07-15 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
I will so eat that. Just take the inside out. Plastic is hard to chew unless it's melty.

Date: 2009-07-15 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
THIS is why we find a blowtorch

Date: 2009-07-15 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
I like you. This is going to beat the hell outta studying for that damn test.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-courier.livejournal.com
Oh god. That's all the world needs is you two in the same place.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
You know I love you, baby. With all the poison and lies in my black blooded soul. ♥

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