[personal profile] x_magik
Everyone please say goodbye to Jubilation Lee.

Because I am going to kill her. Very soon. Almost immediately.

Once the filing is redone.

Date: 2009-07-15 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-maverick.livejournal.com
I should stress the importance of "once the filing is redone". As Ms. Lee is not officially an employee, any murderous retribution will have to be done during alloted break time.

Date: 2009-07-15 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
Like I care about corporate regulations right now; only, Ms M-B will probably kill me if I don't put the Ns back after M, and the only person dying today is Jubilee.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
I do have one question. Did you really make a Cocoa Puff souffle, or was that Mark's brownies causing me to hallucinate?

Date: 2009-07-15 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-maverick.livejournal.com
I made three. You also devoured one without a fork.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
Oh, dear. that explains the ruination of my manicure...

Date: 2009-07-15 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
You can't kill me, as I'm already dead. At least this is what my brain says.

Take that as a lesson kids, your brain on drugs and alcohol will hunt you down in the morning and beat you to death.

Who the hell was playing loud music early this morning? I may need to find them and kill them slowly. I'm sure I can find some official reason to do so.

Date: 2009-07-15 02:54 pm (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (delicious ale!)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
That would be me with the music. I have my headphones on - you're very hungover.

Date: 2009-07-15 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
Mark's brownies. And various types of alcohol. Maybe also weird random food combinations. I think my brain should be declared a disaster area so that the government can fly in aid workers and relief supplies.

Date: 2009-07-15 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
Listen, it doesn't matter what kind of pain you're in now, because I promise, as soon as I have finished with the Ns, you are going to be suffering agony you never even thought possible.

Date: 2009-07-15 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
I don't know, I can think of a lot of possible pains. I could bring you some of my sure fire hangover cure instead?

It tastes like ass, but it at least gives you something else to worry about so the pain no longer matters quite so much.

Did you know you were molesting Jake's feet last night? I feel as your friend I need to inform you of these things.

Date: 2009-07-15 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
You don't seem to understand: I am going to kill you. Slowly. Possibly with Ms. M-B's letter opener, which I know for a fact is dull.

I am not going to cure your hangover. Because it would be useless. Because you are dead to me.

Date: 2009-07-15 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
Aww. But how can I be dead to you when I'm right here? Although, I am currently hiding, with my super ninja skills.

(Mostly this involves talking to Mark out front. You can't kill me in public! Hah! )

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Date: 2009-07-15 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-courier.livejournal.com
My feet were trying to forget that fact, thank you.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-courier.livejournal.com
You can't kill my fake trophy wife. I look terrible in mourning garb and hate it when i have to tear my clothes. I like my clothes.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
You seriously cannot think you get a say.

In fact, you may be next on my list.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-courier.livejournal.com
Of course I get a say--till fake death do us part and all that.

...I have baked goods? Stonuts and hellabuns and maybe (maybe!) a piece or two of that bourbon cake that I stashed away before it could be eaten. Which will be impossible for me to share with you if you kill me.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
If I kill you and steal your food, then I get all of it.

... hmm...

Date: 2009-07-15 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-courier.livejournal.com
If you can find it. Which I sincerely doubt.

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Date: 2009-07-15 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Why kill someone? Death is only a moment right? Really hate 'em, make 'em suffer. That's my motto.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
Oh, there will be suffering. Just, at the end of it, I won't have to hear her perky little voice ever again. Win-win.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
I think you're going about this all wrong. You could cut out her tongue at the end with a rusty knife and get the same results only with more fun later down the road.

And perhaps a chuckle when someone walks in and goes, "Hey, what's the story behind that tongue on your desk?"

Date: 2009-07-15 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
Hmm. That is a good point. I like the way you think.

Date: 2009-07-15 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
I pride myself in my high quality evil. Remember, death is great. But suffering is a barrel of laughs.

Date: 2009-07-15 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-courier.livejournal.com
God, I knew it was a bad idea introducing you two.

Date: 2009-07-15 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
What'cha talkin' 'bout, Willis? I knew her first.

I just don't go and hang out with people much. What with the poison and all.

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