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I have committed to artistic posterity what people think of Jake:





(PS. Wanda, Jake drew that during one of his rage blackouts. He hates himself and your hair. And he killed an old man in the street, and stole shoes from six orphans.)

Date: 2009-08-24 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-courier.livejournal.com
'Yana, for fuck's sake...

Date: 2009-08-24 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-courier.livejournal.com
What did I ever do to you?

Date: 2009-08-24 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
There's a list filed at the office. To request a copy, please fill out Forms 66-B, 128-C, and C-22. In triplicate. Then you will need to have two senior employees sign off. This should take about four business days.

Date: 2009-08-24 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-courier.livejournal.com
I'm really not up for this right now.

Date: 2009-08-24 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
Oh, honey, you're not up for this right now? Gosh, that just breaks my heart. Are you having a bad day or something? Oh. Let me guess. Magnolia Bakery ran out of red velvet cake.

When you weep, the world weeps, Jake.

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Date: 2009-08-24 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
I love you. Let's runaway and get married.

I hit him.

Date: 2009-08-24 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
You're my favourite person in the world today.

I bet we can steal all his stuff and sell it on the black market. Or just the Brooklyn Flea Market. You in?

Date: 2009-08-24 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
There might be blood on his bed somewhere, but sure. Let's raid his room and sell his stuff.

He's got it coming. Oh! If he has any hats, I get to wear them.

Date: 2009-08-24 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
I think I have biomedical gloves around here somewhere, we can use those for anything that is too disgusting to touch.

I agree that he hasn't suffered enough. Ever.

Date: 2009-08-24 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-courier.livejournal.com
Stay the hell out of my fucking apartment.

Date: 2009-08-24 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
Mmhm, because your stern voice definitely scares me.

Date: 2009-08-24 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Changed your locks yet?

Date: 2009-08-24 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
I should tell you 'bout last night. But not here.

Last night I was very, very evil.

How shall we split the profits from this little endeavor? Should we buy him a cake he can't eat? I think that will be the greatest punishment.

Date: 2009-08-24 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
I think the definition of 'evil' should not include 'acts of benevolent forces carried out by the chosen ones', but that's just me.

We could hire the old guy downstairs to hit him with his car.

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Date: 2009-08-24 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
Yana? No encouraging the crazy children. He is our teammate, yeah?

Jake? Dude, need some away time or something?

Date: 2009-08-24 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
Bite me, Jubilee. This is a vendetta that only blood will settle.

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Date: 2009-08-24 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-legion.livejournal.com
Illyana . . .

Although in fairness, the hair is kind of accurate.

Date: 2009-08-24 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
What, I thought you liked art therapy.

Date: 2009-08-24 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-legion.livejournal.com
Yes, but not for use by the forces of evil.

(Also, I'm fairly sure I mentioned the value of keeping them private.)

Date: 2009-08-24 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
It's not evil if it's true.

Also, haven't we also had conversations about emotional honesty? I am being honest about my emotions of disdain and irritation.

Date: 2009-08-24 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-legion.livejournal.com
Yes, emotional honesty and clear, concise communication is very good. I am glad to see you are so in touch with your feelings.

However, we may need to have a conversation about "private thoughts."
Edited Date: 2009-08-24 03:55 am (UTC)

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Date: 2009-08-24 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-borealis.livejournal.com
C'est magnifique.

Date: 2009-08-24 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
And everyone knows French people have good taste.

Except Marie-Ange, but she's fat.

Date: 2009-08-24 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
I just got home from a shitty day of rehearsal to find this waiting for me wrapped up in a bow on my laptop.

Merci beacoup, lovely. You make a bad day go away.

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