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Jamie Madrox, I swear to every god who isn't too unnecessarily violent that I'm going to get you back.

It's on.

Date: 2006-04-27 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Well, Lorna won't let me have a hot glue gun, I had to do something.

Ack! Hey!

Okay, you may be slippery with your interdimensional teleportation, but there's only one of you. And I know how to get into the supply cabinet. You think one paper airplane was something? Meh heh heh.

Date: 2006-04-27 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
You think I need more than one of me to get my revenge? Ha. Take that, and, almost simultaneously, that.

Date: 2006-04-27 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Two paper airplanes from two different directions. Oh yes. See me tremble.

This is what a paper airplane barrage looks like, 'Yana.

Date: 2006-04-27 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
I was only getting started. You? You're stuck on the ground. I, on the other hand, have no such limitations. You haven't even seen a barrage until you've seen this.

Date: 2006-04-27 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Okay, the omnidirectional thing is pretty impressive, I gotta admit.

But your airplane design is so third grade. I mean, yeah, sure, it goes in a straight line, but there's lots to be said about being able to bank them around corners.

For example.

Catch!

Date: 2006-04-27 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
Agh! What is wrong with you? Why can't you put your mind to good use, like Kitty does?

Though thanks for the idea. Have a few.

Date: 2006-04-27 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
That was my ear!

And if both of us did only good works with our genius, we'd be all boring and stuff. This way we're like Abbott and Costello, only smoochier.

And we have not even begun to get aerobatic. I bet I can tag you in the butt by throwing an airplane at your face . . .

Date: 2006-04-27 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
You think I won't jump the stairs to hit you in the face? Think again.

And I can dodge a lot better than you throw. Just watch - ow. Okay, usually I can.

Date: 2006-04-27 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Hah. You may be a worthy opponent, but I was tried and tempered in the Madrox/Jessup Paper Airplane Wars of '97. Few of the survivors will speak of what they saw on that terrible day.

. . . mostly because if we stop long enough to do that, we get nailed. Will you quit aiming for my face? I haven't eaten paper since I was the age your birth certificate says you should be! Take that!

Date: 2006-04-27 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
Oh, we haven't even begun. I can get all of the yous I want. And I bet I can do it from the second-floor balcony.

(I hope eating paper's not like eating paint or anything.)

Date: 2006-04-27 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Ack! How the heck many of those things can you open?

And second-floor balconies are why steep-climbing designs were invented. I bet I can get you from under the second-floor balcony.

Date: 2006-04-27 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
Okay, after my heartrate slows from my harrowing almost-fall from the second floor balcony (note to self: dodging skills, not really that great after all), then you'll get to see just how many of those things I can open.

Starting now.

Date: 2006-04-27 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
You need to start painting these things like winged monkeys, if you're gonna throw flocks that size. The five that went down the back of my neck? Nice touch. I'm impressed.

Not, y'know, so impressed that I'm not going to immediately retaliate, but impressed. Those things go both ways, don't they? :)

Date: 2006-04-27 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
Hey, if it's Throw Random Aerodynamic Objects Into Random Glowing Portals Day, I want in on this. Where's my water gun...?

Date: 2006-04-27 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
Oh, you so did not just spray me with water through one of my own portals.

Date: 2006-04-27 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
I'd taunt you to come and get me, but the last time I said that to a teleporter, Clarice managed to blink an entire bowl of Jello into my pants.

Date: 2006-04-27 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
For once, I actually think I admire Clarice a little bit.

Sadly, all I've got left are my reserves of easter grass, as it is so charmingly named. Enjoy!

Date: 2006-04-27 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
ACK! This stuff gets into more places than glitter!

Date: 2006-04-27 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
Also, it's bright and seasonal!

Date: 2006-04-27 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
I know when I am bested.

By the way, what exactly is between the "in" portal and the "out" portal? I noticed the travel had a bit of a delay.

Date: 2006-04-27 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
Well, Limbo is. I mean, I go there, and then I come out wherever I want.

Which is probably why it smells kind of like sulfur in here, now that I think of it.

Date: 2006-04-27 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
Weird. I stuck a probe into one of the portals, and when I pulled it back out the batteries were dead. Is that normal?

Date: 2006-04-27 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
Yeah, machines don't work there. I'm not really sure why; I think there's a problem with the way electricity works there, or doesn't, or something like that anyway.

Date: 2006-04-27 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
No Water Fights in the Hallways!

Date: 2006-04-27 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
Aghh! This calls for extreme measures. Look out below!

Date: 2006-04-27 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Heey, you learn fast.

Say, you ever wonder if paper airplanes can loop-the-loop? I know I sure did once.

You might want to, you know, turn around.

Date: 2006-04-27 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
Oh, I soooo wanted to turn around and get hit in the nose! You're psychic. So psychic I'm sure you'll be able to predict every direction you should be looking out for...

Date: 2006-04-27 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Okay, paper airplanes are not supposed to come up from the floor. I'm sure that's unnatural, or something.

And it just suddenly occurred to me we haven't even touched on the subject of payloads yet. You like confetti, don't you?

Date: 2006-04-27 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
Apparently so, since I'm never going to get it out of my hair, and since you've been so generous, I thought I should reciprocate.

I don't know if that plastic grass that comes in Easter baskets is supposed to stick like that, but it sure floats nice on those airplanes.

Date: 2006-04-27 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Oh, easter grass is just evil. We can all tell where you grew up.

You know what's worse, though? Sand. Sure, you can't put much of it in a paper airplane and expect it to fly very far, but then again, we passed the point of throwing them one at a time long ago.

How do we do it? VOLUME!

Date: 2006-04-27 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
The sand was just down right dirty. Sadly, since I can't mark that stuff "return to sender", I'll just have to retaliate with this leftover styrafoam. I'm pretty sure the glue's water-soluble.

Date: 2006-04-27 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Oh, I'm sorry about the dirt. Really I am.

See, here, have some soap flakes. Clean you right up.

Date: 2006-04-27 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
You're lucky I couldn't find any tar, but enjoy the feathers anyway!

Date: 2006-04-27 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
You know what a wet willie is, don't you?

Well, if you don't, you're about to find out what one feels like when it's delivered from fifty feet away, so you only have to Google it if you want to. :)

Date: 2006-04-27 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kitten.livejournal.com
Have I mentioned recently that you two worry me? Because you so do.

Date: 2006-04-27 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
She started it!

Well, no, I totally started it. But you're not supposed to say that.

Date: 2006-04-27 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
He did start it.

Besides, I've always worried you. Remember that time when I thought the military could hear everything we said because I watched that documentary show, what was it called, Alias or something, and you told me that I was crazy and shouldn't watch television? This is nothing new.

Date: 2006-04-27 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
Aaagh! Truce! Truce!

Though I still think I win, because you're never getting that grass stuff out of your hair.

Date: 2006-04-27 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
I'll get the grass out of my hair faster than you'll get the sand out of . . . all the places sand gets. :)

Date: 2006-04-27 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
Ha. You are not nearly so good that the sand will be that much of a problem.

Plus, sand? No static electricity.

Date: 2006-04-27 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
This is true.

On the other hand, static electricity means I can zot people. And that's always fun.

Date: 2006-04-27 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
You're just waiting for the day when you develop a secondary mutation and are suddenly able to zap people, aren't you?

Date: 2006-04-27 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
Your version of a secret is strangely like most people's vision of an APB.

Date: 2006-04-27 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
......I was going to ask about the mess in the first floor hallway, but that question got answered.

Strike that, I was going ask why Jamie thought he needed paper airplanes, sand, and easter grass, but that got answered.

Date: 2006-04-28 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
'Yana needed a paper airplane in her hair. These things happen.

But hey, at least I'm cleaning it up, eh?

Date: 2006-04-28 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
You get paid to do it.

It's not as fun as "Mr. Marko will swing me around over his head to see how far he can pitch me if I don't clean this up in the next 30 seconds"

Date: 2006-04-28 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-snowflake.livejournal.com
The reason why Jamie needs anything anyone else considers completely useless might never be answered, except that he gets bored really, really easily.

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